In the car on the way home from the beach, Gabby had a towel with zoo animals covering her legs.
Gabby: Where’s the hippo?
Me: Sorry, looks like there’s only a rhino on this towel.
Gabby: Argh, man!
Me: It’s ok, they’re almost the same! A rhino just has a horn and a hippo doesn’t.
Gabby: I want to buy a horn!
Me: What are you going to do with it?
Gabby: Put it in the microwave!
Me: No, that’s silly!
Gabby: Put it in the fireplace!
Me: What?! No!
Gabby: Put it in the trash can!
Me: Why would you buy something if you’re just going to put it in the trash?!
Gabby: Hum, put it in the microwave!
Gabby: Cause microwave hot! Cook it!
Me: Are you going to eat it?
Me: How is it going to taste?