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You lose 3 lbs in one week and then what happens? You get cocky. You shovel chocolate and pizza in your mouth while yelling “I’m invincible!” and next thing you know you wake up on the floor one week later with a weight gain of 1.5 lbs, the acne-laden face of a thirteen year old, a fuzzy memory of cheese, a bad taste in your mouth, and a nagging question “when did I get these purple pants?”

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